No.9

The Guide

by Ashvin Varghese.

NO.9

Hola, welcome back to the second part of the, “BFF” special, for those of you guys who don’t know what’s going on, this is a two part read i.e. No.8 and No.9 are meant to be read together because the interviews happened one after another simultaneously in real time. So feed your curiosity and go back to No.8 and start there just to get a clearer picture of the events that took place or you can read it whatever way you guys want, in all honesty you can skip my attempt at creative writing and go straight to the Q & A session cause there is where fun bits are.

For obvious reasons I am not going to do any intro this time hence it would mark a historic event in TheGuide as I would not defy the laws of blogging by writing too much, I am sure this is going to please you lot. Now let’s get to the part where I get to interview gorgeous ladies.

We already know what her friend is like (No.8) so now let’s get better acquainted with the other half of this best friend combo. During the first part of this special I did mention that before starting the actual interviews I engaged with this pair in a meaningful conversation. Based on the topic of the conversation and the replies I get, I usually get a good sense of what kind of person I am dealing with. From this abrupt observation I can tell that No.9 poses herself to be outgoing, friendly and has some composure. No.9 also has this care free and happy go lucky kind of attitude, sort of like a free spirit. This is a very sexy quality to have in a women and I am 99% percent sure that most men would dig this, as a matter of fact I strongly believe that everyone should be like this men or women.

So far in the personality department, No.9 would make an extremely good wife, a very good girl-friend and nothing short of an awesome friend. Now ladies and genitals we head to the looks department cause as I said in the previous edition, apparently that shit matters. Coming to think about it No.9 is the first women I have interviewed who wore glasses. Ha, don’t be fooled by this, some women can rock with a pair of glasses and take their sex appeal to unimaginable heights. Like some hot secretary, oh mind my keen sense of imagination. No.9 has a kind of Sarah Shahi with glasses vibe to her, if you don’t who she is google her. Like her friend, No.9 too has beautiful wavy hair and at a decent length with some neat volume. You should know how much I emphasis on wavy hair, I guess it’s just my thing. That hair comes equipped with a very pleasing to the eyes kind face with a good set of teeth. This would make any man or woman drool. Her extruding nose stud adds some funkiness to her style. From the neck down, I would say she has this yoga like body and her slander figure makes me think that she can do some crazy yoga esque stretches. She is basically all the things that would tick most guys off. Best comparison I can think off is the character of Felicity Smoak from the show “Arrow”, google it if you don’t know.

The stats, No.9 is 21 years old and she rates at the number 3 (literal head turner) on the attractive index. Oh and not forgetting that she is an aspiring marketing student, it think it suits her personality don’t you guys think so. On the wealth index he rates herself at the number 2 (means to live comfortably).

Q&A Session

1.        What do you think about Malaysian men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.

In her experience, No.9 feels that most guys tend to do anything for the girl when he is trying to get her. Examples are like buying the girl stuff like phone reloads. I guess the term, “Buttering Phase” can be used here. The way I look at it the guy practically becomes the girls bitch initially. After the buttering phase is over reality usually kicks in and things get bad. Moral of the story, Guys should always keep it real.

2.             Based on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?

No.9 thinks that she is very approachable and I agree. She just wants men to know that they don’t have to be cheesy while talking to a woman cause it’s a huge turn off. I like CHEESE!

3.                What are your opinions of “kissing on a first date?”

No.9 tells me that this is possible but it all boils down to how comfortable you are. If both parties are comfortable with each other than they should kiss how much they want by all means. YOLO.

4.          What kind of stereotype would you like to change that you think Malaysian men have?

No.9 brings up a very interesting insight. She says that guys should lower their expectations when it comes to how women look. Social media has brought upon so many gorgeous looking women from all over the world and most, nah all guys get attracted to this like pollen to the honey bees. I definitely agree, I myself tend to look at the “yes she squats” page on Facebook and wish that all women look like that and unconsciously raise my expectations beyond my comprehension. I suggest that all you guys reading this to take notice on what has been brought up by No.9 seriously.

5.               Do you find it offensive when guys watch porn?

No.9 does not find this as a bad habit. She accepts this to be perfectly natural. At this notion I was curious so I asked her if she indulges in watching porn herself. In all honesty she tells me she has indulged in watching porn. Let the drooling begin. So guys there is hope and there are a lot of open minded women out there, don’t forget they are human after all. I applaud No.9 for her honesty.

6.               Love at first sight or lust at first sight, why?

No.9 believes in neither concept. Her carefree attitude makes her learn to enjoy the moment. She tells me that Love at first sight is a myth in Tamil movies, Interesting.

Bonus Question

1.      Women who smoke, good or bad?

No.9 does not like the fact of woman smokers. She defends her statement by calming that she is just not used to seeing women smoking. She feels that it breaks some kind of moral code if a woman smokes. She however would not mind mixing with women smokers.

Alrighty, that’s about sums up the, “BFF” special. Once again I would to thank No.8 and No.9 for their enthusiasm to come forward and share their experience in the social scene. They ended up giving me some constructive ideas and I really enjoyed talking to the both of them.  Guys there are some invaluable information here and I sincerely hope you guys put it to good use. More importantly I hope you enjoyed the read and would like to thank all the people who support me in my cause. Lastly I would to thank B1 and B2 for keeping me company during my social adventure. Next up is No.10, I am so excited for that so stay tuned.

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