No.10

The Guide

by Ashvin Varghese.

NO.10

   Oh my god it’s been far too long for the update and if you’re wondering, I am still here and alive. These few months has been an utter hell for me. It all started with my laptop dying on me and was the primary demise for my extremely late update to the blog. To make matters worse I finally started my degree, well it's not that terrible in fact it's extremely awesome and I am loving it. Maybe it's because I love it so much that I cant seem to find the time to write, its like I am in love again. Pity me right? I would really love to vomit out more about my degree and the wonderful people I met there but I'll leave that for my next interview, I PROMISE. 

  During my absence from my writing mischief I learned something important, you have do the best you can with what you have. In my case I was basically with out a computer but after a while I learned to cope with the situation and found a way to continue to write. I humbly raised my middle finger towards my awesome luck and continued to do what I like doing. Like the saying goes, "when life gives you lemons, make a lemon cake out of it and add some creamy cheese to it".

  All righty, we are at number ten, I can’t believe I have made it this far and all this was made possible by the support that I have received for my work, A BIG THANK YOU TO YOU GUYS. I am obligated to make this as short as possible for a quick digestion of steamy information, so without anymore delay lets jump to our long awaited No.10. This time I am not going to do any intro here because the personality that makes our No.10 is a close friend of mine (I know you guys are eagerly waiting for the graphic descriptions of my random interactions, sorry for that). This interview was not planned, we were out chilling and having a good time. The entire setting of the interview was well quite interesting. Let me write a short description of the setting and how moved in for the kill (more like points). A couple of friends in a park, Styrofoam cups, a distinctly clear beverage that will set fire in your throats, a pondok in a park and some sweets, yeah sweets. I sincerely hope you guys get the picture, I'd like to call it Malaysian happy hour. So an hour into this gathering, the clear fire water starts doing some mumbo-jumbo with my head, I laugh they laugh, they laugh I laugh. In the midst of the laughter I look over to my busty friend and start to think to myself, “why the fu** have I not interviewed her?” To all you feminist out there, yes I said busty and she takes pride in being busty so I had to highlight the fact. In the partially drunken state I ask her if she is willing to do an interview, she agrees to the cause and voila I have Number 10.

   So in this drunken...no no, I mean calm atmosphere I interview her. I must confess like my previous interviews that were over coffee which I found extremely fun but this was BETTER. Once again i have stumbled upon a new concept. You guys should be prepared for more drunken interviews that will be conducted by yours truly. Now I need to do the civil thing of  describing her without she giving me a baptism of fire, eh heck with it what are friends for right. Based on the word "Busty", I am sure you guys already know that No.10 has real quality...women parts. Hence I won’t emphasize too much on her physicality because she looks mighty fine from all angles. Besides her looks, No.10 possess to be a strong and aspiring young woman in her mid-20’s. On her own she managed to buy a car, live off her own income and most importantly afford to pay for her own education. Her independent and never giving up attitude is a testament for people to admire. Long story short we are dealing with a sexy, independent and strong woman, a real role model. 

  I feel like I still should write more on how she looks but I don’t want to appear to be biased. So on a not so biased note once again I must confess yet again that she looks fineee (with a triple e) with her almond milk coloured skin and timid smile (I won’t say more I promise). I am also compelled to tell you guys that she is one heck of an awesome woman, chilled, laidback and matured like fineee wineee.  Okay I shall say no more and jump straight to the interview.

Q&A Session

1.       What do you think about Malaysian men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.

No.10 gets straight to the point, the words “don’t depend on men” came blaring out of her mouth. I frown and proceed to enquire more on her drastic statement. She laments that in her experience in dating Malaysian men, she finds that most of them are boring and close minded. She strongly feels that their inclination to expand their mentality to broader aspects of life is their main problem. No.10 also bluntly tells me that most guys tend to use cheap and over used tactics to get a girl. I think to myself this so called cheap tactics must still work since most guys still use them.  But what are those tactics actually? Well don’t be afraid I will do a special write up on it in the coming weeks.

2.               Based on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?

Okay this big chested beauty finds herself to be extremely sociable and fairly easy to approach. She likes guys to get straight to the point if their interested in anything other than a good friendship. Feisty indeed. No.10 feels that sex becomes less important once you get older and taste more experiences. Sex becomes less important? Whatttt kind of sorcery is this?  But I strongly have to agree on this. I mean it’s important but to what extent, correct?

3.               What are your opinions of “kissing on a first date?”

No.10 takes down more fire water and ponders a little and comes with a statement that’s deep. She says that both parties really need to value the quality of the relationship. If it’s a first date, then kissing is a no go. She feels that dates are meant to be a situation where two people get to know each other. I asked her if she has kissed on a first date before to which she says, “no”. She how ever has kissed a complete stranger before. I take my frown face again, interesting indeed.

4.           What kind of stereotype would you like to change that you think Malaysian men have?

No.10 feels that men have a strong attachment towards woman’s clothing. I guess I am attracted to what women wear or how they wear them…wait a minute this sounds tricky. She finds it annoying when guys stereotype women for what they wear. At the end of the day it’s just pieces of fabric. She relates this to what she said earlier on Malaysian men not being broad minded enough. So my fellow brethren pay attention and go read a book or something. 

5.               Do you find it offensive when guys watch porn?

Jeng jeng jeng….every ones favourite question. No.10 gives me a cheeky smile and says, what’s the big deal? What’s wrong with watching other people doing it, she says.  I, now really induced by the fire water start to really think about her statement. I sip more fire water think deeper but strangely my innocent mind could not come up with anything wrong with watching other people doing it. I suggest you guys to do the same, it’s some mind opening shit.

6.                 Love at first sight or lust at first sight, why?

The word of the day is a CAPITAL LUST. This fairly experienced women says that love is a compromise and it works both ways. Short, simple and easy to follow.

Bonus Question

1.     What is your favourite body part in the male anatomy?

This busty beauty really digs a guy who has toned abs (don’t we all). Abs gets her hormones racing wildly. She does not consider this to be very important as it’s only a bonus, a hot steamy bonus. She just likes her future man to be clean and healthy. Guys please take your grooming seriously.

   Okay that’s a wrap. I am feeling lazy to type anything more now, it’s just one of those fuc*** lazy days. I would like to apologize once again for the delay of my mischievous interviews. Let me remind you guys that I am dedicated to finding out deeper on real world social paradoxes that we face on a daily basis aaaand I like meeting new pretty girls. Lastly, I would like to thank my darling busty friend for agreeing to do the interview while she was intoxicated, yeah she is awesome I know. Anyway the next episode of the TheGuide will be a breakdown on the ten individuals that I have interviewed thus far so be prepared for it. See ya later alligator.

                                                              

No.9

The Guide

by Ashvin Varghese.

NO.9

Hola, welcome back to the second part of the, “BFF” special, for those of you guys who don’t know what’s going on, this is a two part read i.e. No.8 and No.9 are meant to be read together because the interviews happened one after another simultaneously in real time. So feed your curiosity and go back to No.8 and start there just to get a clearer picture of the events that took place or you can read it whatever way you guys want, in all honesty you can skip my attempt at creative writing and go straight to the Q & A session cause there is where fun bits are.

For obvious reasons I am not going to do any intro this time hence it would mark a historic event in TheGuide as I would not defy the laws of blogging by writing too much, I am sure this is going to please you lot. Now let’s get to the part where I get to interview gorgeous ladies.

We already know what her friend is like (No.8) so now let’s get better acquainted with the other half of this best friend combo. During the first part of this special I did mention that before starting the actual interviews I engaged with this pair in a meaningful conversation. Based on the topic of the conversation and the replies I get, I usually get a good sense of what kind of person I am dealing with. From this abrupt observation I can tell that No.9 poses herself to be outgoing, friendly and has some composure. No.9 also has this care free and happy go lucky kind of attitude, sort of like a free spirit. This is a very sexy quality to have in a women and I am 99% percent sure that most men would dig this, as a matter of fact I strongly believe that everyone should be like this men or women.

So far in the personality department, No.9 would make an extremely good wife, a very good girl-friend and nothing short of an awesome friend. Now ladies and genitals we head to the looks department cause as I said in the previous edition, apparently that shit matters. Coming to think about it No.9 is the first women I have interviewed who wore glasses. Ha, don’t be fooled by this, some women can rock with a pair of glasses and take their sex appeal to unimaginable heights. Like some hot secretary, oh mind my keen sense of imagination. No.9 has a kind of Sarah Shahi with glasses vibe to her, if you don’t who she is google her. Like her friend, No.9 too has beautiful wavy hair and at a decent length with some neat volume. You should know how much I emphasis on wavy hair, I guess it’s just my thing. That hair comes equipped with a very pleasing to the eyes kind face with a good set of teeth. This would make any man or woman drool. Her extruding nose stud adds some funkiness to her style. From the neck down, I would say she has this yoga like body and her slander figure makes me think that she can do some crazy yoga esque stretches. She is basically all the things that would tick most guys off. Best comparison I can think off is the character of Felicity Smoak from the show “Arrow”, google it if you don’t know.

The stats, No.9 is 21 years old and she rates at the number 3 (literal head turner) on the attractive index. Oh and not forgetting that she is an aspiring marketing student, it think it suits her personality don’t you guys think so. On the wealth index he rates herself at the number 2 (means to live comfortably).

Q&A Session

1.        What do you think about Malaysian men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.

In her experience, No.9 feels that most guys tend to do anything for the girl when he is trying to get her. Examples are like buying the girl stuff like phone reloads. I guess the term, “Buttering Phase” can be used here. The way I look at it the guy practically becomes the girls bitch initially. After the buttering phase is over reality usually kicks in and things get bad. Moral of the story, Guys should always keep it real.

2.             Based on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?

No.9 thinks that she is very approachable and I agree. She just wants men to know that they don’t have to be cheesy while talking to a woman cause it’s a huge turn off. I like CHEESE!

3.                What are your opinions of “kissing on a first date?”

No.9 tells me that this is possible but it all boils down to how comfortable you are. If both parties are comfortable with each other than they should kiss how much they want by all means. YOLO.

4.          What kind of stereotype would you like to change that you think Malaysian men have?

No.9 brings up a very interesting insight. She says that guys should lower their expectations when it comes to how women look. Social media has brought upon so many gorgeous looking women from all over the world and most, nah all guys get attracted to this like pollen to the honey bees. I definitely agree, I myself tend to look at the “yes she squats” page on Facebook and wish that all women look like that and unconsciously raise my expectations beyond my comprehension. I suggest that all you guys reading this to take notice on what has been brought up by No.9 seriously.

5.               Do you find it offensive when guys watch porn?

No.9 does not find this as a bad habit. She accepts this to be perfectly natural. At this notion I was curious so I asked her if she indulges in watching porn herself. In all honesty she tells me she has indulged in watching porn. Let the drooling begin. So guys there is hope and there are a lot of open minded women out there, don’t forget they are human after all. I applaud No.9 for her honesty.

6.               Love at first sight or lust at first sight, why?

No.9 believes in neither concept. Her carefree attitude makes her learn to enjoy the moment. She tells me that Love at first sight is a myth in Tamil movies, Interesting.

Bonus Question

1.      Women who smoke, good or bad?

No.9 does not like the fact of woman smokers. She defends her statement by calming that she is just not used to seeing women smoking. She feels that it breaks some kind of moral code if a woman smokes. She however would not mind mixing with women smokers.

Alrighty, that’s about sums up the, “BFF” special. Once again I would to thank No.8 and No.9 for their enthusiasm to come forward and share their experience in the social scene. They ended up giving me some constructive ideas and I really enjoyed talking to the both of them.  Guys there are some invaluable information here and I sincerely hope you guys put it to good use. More importantly I hope you enjoyed the read and would like to thank all the people who support me in my cause. Lastly I would to thank B1 and B2 for keeping me company during my social adventure. Next up is No.10, I am so excited for that so stay tuned.

 THE END.

No.8

The Guide

by Ashvin Varghese.

NO.8

  Guess who’s back, back again, TheGuide is back tell a friend. Yes, I know that did not rhyme for nuts but I am the “bawsss” and I hope you kind people would not mind my eccentric antics. On a much lighter note welcome back ladies and gentleman, yours truly is back again indeed with some mind boggling, brain teasing, mouth-watering and thirst quenching information on my social experiment. Once again I have put my sovereign ass out there for you grateful people to read and be enlightened in the social interaction department of your being, so pay full attention.

  I must say that am feeling rather fidgety as I am writing this; I guess it’s the raw power of the coffee that I am sipping now (black no sugar). Back to business, our journey this time will be rather interesting as I managed to get some honest opinions and views on typical social related standpoints form two interesting individuals who happened to be the best of friends. I guess you can refer to this edition of TheGuide as the, “BFF” special for obvious reasons of course. I am going to write this, “BFF” special in two parts, hence No.8 and No.9 are in essence going to complement one another and is meant to be read together in succession. Nevertheless these are two separate people so I will write them based on the visual appearance and characteristics that I found in these ladies.

  

  As always for the purpose of vivid storytelling, I will give you guys a summary on my epic social conquest for the day. First things first, my attire for the day, Well I know I am supposed to dress up like a typical average guy when approaching women just to prove that average dressed guys can approach stunning foxes. That being said I admit that I have not been following that concept lately and I guess I should apologize for this, however there is still no change this time. I’d like to assume that I dressed up rather skankily by wearing a body gripping long sleeve t-shirt which defines my rather large sculpted chest. I just wanted reap the benefits of my fitness regime by flaunting my blood sweat and tears. My main intention was to show of my guns but B1, (yup B1 and B2 tagged along this time as well), lamented that my arms looks to thin compared to my chest thus making me look like some kind of deformed ape, what a real boost of confidence.

 This time I decided to look for potential candidates around universities, I assume that the studying class will have more time to spare and will be more open for me to document their opinions. I decided to go back to my roots, to the palace where I acquired my higher education. It so happens to be the Holy Grail in find beautiful up and comers since it’s surrounded with universities, am I doing a good job at teasing you? Fear not, the palace is the famous/infamous “SS 15”.

  Okay so here I am all excited at this what I assume to be a holy grail of a place, I walk along the prestigious universities and I say to myself, “where will all people( tsk girls) be grouped at”, the answer comes back immediately, “ AC, the famous Asia Café”. So I am like Johnny Bravo here, “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!” That has to be one of the best lines he has ever said. Yeah, so I am all hyped up like that as I stroll into AC with my buddies B1 and B2. My excitement was however short lived as AC was nearly empty and this gave me a feeling that I was going to have Johnny Bravo’s success rate that in which is well quite abysmal.

  I found out that most of the university occupants were on semester break and this was horrible for me, “no sorry horrible for you guys”. B1 and B2 did not seem quite pleased at our impending failure. I am sure you guys reading are keen with my sense of optimism. I shrugged the vast emptiness of AC and decided to just have something to eat there and let vivid past memories of this place flourish my mind. I met up with an old comrade of mine whom studied with me at the time when I was there and we decided to sit at our regular table at AC. My optimism once again pays off as we spot two interesting looking ladies sitting at a table close to us having lunch. I don’t want to repeat history again by interrupting people while they eat, so I held back on an approach. B1 and B2 had other ideas and insisted on approaching and B2 wanted to lead and take the mantle of approaching women. I was quite happy at this notion as it’s like a parent seeing their children finally growing up. B2 unfortunately took too much time and fumbled. One word of advice guys, never take too long at approaching a women. You will end up talking yourself out it and this will evidently make your self-looking like a total tool.

  Instantaneously I got up from my table and charmingly approached these gorgeous ladies with my usual, “hey sexy mama” routine (entirely fiction). After getting acquainted and comfortable with each other, they tell me that my approach startled them. Guess the “hey sexy mama” routine needs a lot of improvement. Anyway I explain to them more about TheGuide and they get hooked onto the idea and agree to participate in it. My excitement gets back on track. I get some kind of thrill while I interview ladies. This gives me the impression that I got to do this professionally. We talk for another 15 minutes on social related issues while doing this I try analyse on what kind characters I am dealing with here. I decide to interview them separately thus one will be No.8 and the other No.9, I went with their age gap here with the younger being the latter.

  Ladies and genitals, lets commence the “BFF” special by getting to know No.8. At my first approach based on her body language I would say No.8 was the more dominant one out of this pair of besties. No.8 has a kind of animated aura that surrounds her, sort of like a live wire which is very good. This gives out the impression that you can have very long conversations with her that will not end up with anyone getting bored, which is always a plus. So bottom line is this woman packs some entertainment. No.8 also happens to be at the ripe age of 22 and is yet another aspiring accounts student. Sooooo many women in accounts, why????, Hopefully not for obvious reasons.

  Now let’s get physical cause apparently that shit matters. No.8 ranks at the number 2(A notch above attractive) on the attractive index. Accompanied with her enticing character, No.8 fairs pretty well in the genetic gene pool. Healthy lush black hair crowned on top a supple face, which is always a bonus. From the neck down, well let’s just give it a capital C for curves, or as how Borat would say it, “VERY NICE”. Now for the love of god let’s get to where it matters:

Q&A Session

1.       What do you think about Malaysian men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.

No.8 gets straight to the point with this question. She politely highlights the racial differences between Malaysian men. First up, Indian guys, based on her experience she finds that Indian dudes tend to be smooth talkers, meaning that they will be as sweet as sugar during the initial stages of a relationship and end up getting sour as time goes by. Chinese dudes on the other hand tend to be more laid back towards a relationship, she elaborates this in a sense that Chinese guys give their women much more freedom in a relationship. I see. Unfortunately she has no experience with any Malay dudes, fair enough I guess. 1 Malaysia attempt status failed here.

2.           Based on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?

No.8 laments that social media has killed face to face interaction. She concludes that most guys approach her on Facebook. In that aspect I guess you can say she is approachable.

3.               What are your opinions of “kissing on a first date?”

No.8 does not recommend on kissing on the first date. She feels that kissing on the first date will give the guy a wrong impression. It defeats the element of curiosity and ultimately spoils the fun of courting a lady. Guys I must say she makes a constructive argument here. Flirting is Fun!

4.          What kind of stereotype would you like to change that you think Malaysian men have

No.8 personally thinks that us guys tend to judge woman too much based on the way they dress, the way they walk and/or the way they carry them self. She finds it a very shallow and immature way of putting a label on some one. People should not be judged based on what they wear and the way they walk. In essence never be too quick to judge a book by its cover, we live in a hypocritical world after all.

5.               Do you find it offensive when guys watch porn

No.8 finds it very offensive when guys watch porn. She describes it as very unhygienic. I guess it’s unhygienic in a sense but that depends on, let’s not go there…

Bonus Question

1.      What are your opinions on breast implants?

No.8 says that this is ultimately a person’s choice and she would not judge them if they choose to get implants. She however feels that breast implants are unsafe and is very much grateful for her naturally grown pair which are how should I put this decent in size.

 Yes I know I downsized the question count as I am trying out new approaches in writing. My word count is still amazingly high though but nevertheless please let me know what you think about it thus far. Your opinions and views matter. I must say that this is the end for the first part of the “BFF” special. Part 2 will be right after this and will be the conclusion of my adventures in this epic saga. I would like to thank No.8 for her precious time and most importantly to entertain me while she was eating. I got to change this habit. No.8 was most certainly quite an entertaining character and I hope you guys enjoyed the read. The next one is more fun, don’t trust me!   

THE END.

No.7

The Guide

by Ashvin Varghese.

NO.7

  “They see me rollin they hatin, patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty”. God I love that song. It’s so full of SWAGGG. Yes, hello people I’mma back and I hope all of you wonderful citizens are healthy, happy and horny, don’t crucify for the last one as I’m keeping it real. My writing style for this edition/episode is influenced by the pseudo nature that I took on for this adventure and it does not reflect my unpredictable yet suave personality.

   Okay this time I am back to my scouting endeavours in the dense ocean of people in Kuala Lumpur. I decided to take a break from the civil concept of the TEA session interviews because some of you insist that I should put myself out there and interview random strangers, more thrilling its seems. So that’s what I did but this time I brought along two friends (brothers to each other) who happened to be my training partners or more commonly known as gym buddies, who also seemed rather interested in my social experiment. Let’s refer to them as B1 and B2 because the Bananas in Pyjamas are awesome. These two will be part of another blog that I will soon create specially for local fitness enthusiasts, because I care for all of you and finding good tips that suit our needs in this country can be rather tricky.

    After much pondering I and my buddies decided to head to a rather exquisite and international scene, PAVILION in KL. I have never conducted any interviews there before so it was a new experience for me moreover this time I have a so called entourage tagging along. I dressed up rather sharply, sleek black shirt with a decent navy blue jeans and a dash of DUNHILL DESIRE, which happens to be my favourite fragrance in a bottle. Amped with material confidence I wanted to raise the bar by looking for someone international, since I have been getting informative feedback from them. Let’s get back to the way I started my first paragraph, imagine me prancing smoothly like the pink panther around Pavilion with that song (which the lyrics belong to) as the back ground music. That entire scenario played out well in my imagination.

    Fifteen minutes in walking around Pavilion looking for someone worthy to interview and both B1 and B2 start to get agitated and this led them to start coaxing me into every libido stimulating women they find. I found this to be a hindrance to my natural approach. Eventually I lost my enthusiasm and therefore decided to take a break by having a drink at the food court. I felt a wave of disappointment at this point for not being able to approach a single fox. I started to feel like this was just one of those days and I’d better accept it and try another time. I have come to understand from the experiences in my life that my luck always changes whenever I decide to give up.

   We managed to find a rather cozy spot to rest our behinds at the food court. Oblivious to me, B1 with his eagle eyed vision spotted two European women sitting behind us; He gave me the nod indicating that I should seize the moment. Without hesitating, I woke up and danced my way to the table behind me. I introduced myself rather charmingly with my usual, “Hello I am not trying to sell you anything and I don’t bite” line. As always it worked and I went on to state my intention and start up some casual chatter. One of the ladies was from Germany and the other was English. Two minutes in and they actually agreed to do the interview but as soon as I pulled out the information slip for them to fill in, their entire demeanour changed. I did mention that the interviews are anonymous and I needed at least some kind of means to contact them so I could let them know when I updated my blog and for them to rate themselves on the attractive index. They did not take this too well and started to treat me like some kind of human trafficker.

   I ended up laughing on the insides because of the looks they were giving me. Feeling really uneasy with their stares and weird body language I decided to eject myself from this pickle. I wished that they would have a wonderful stay in Malaysia and scooted off back to my table. Either the way I presented my self was abysmal or they just could not fathom my unconventional good looks. Nevertheless it was a good experience. I took this as a positive sign and went on looking for someone to interview. While wandering around the food court I spotted this really good looking couple having dinner together, they seemed like a decent bunch so I decide to try my luck and present myself. How terrible of me for invading a couple in the middle of dinner right? I am doing this in the name of social science and it’s a worthy cause.

   I decided to take B1 along with me as my so called wing man and/or/because it just seems cooler to go as a duo (AV and B1 Oo). The both of us approached this couple rather calmly and did the usual introduction. This my first experience at having a so called wing man tagging along and boy was it helpful. This was also the second time that I have approached a couple and thankfully it went extremely well. They agreed to do the interview, and thus I had my No.7. Her boyfriend was extremely insightful and informative to especially when it came to fitness related questions since he is an aspiring bodybuilder.

   Without wasting any more time let’s get acquainted to No.7. At a glance No.7 poses a unique and subtle attractiveness like a calm sea with the sunset as the backdrop. She indeed has very likeable features for a woman such a curvaceous posture that goes really well with her height, wavy hair that has a decent amount of volume which is always good in my book. What else am I missing, oh yes the best part of her physical attractiveness in my opinion has to be a pleasant smile and her supple bronze complexion. Sometimes a really well genetically constructed smile trumps a developed pair of boobies or a well-toned bum, aaanddddd I am going off topic. That aside I really did not have a meaningful conversation with her (really did not want to delay their private time) so it’s hard for me to access her intellectual characteristics. She is however a MBBS student and she at a ripe age 21. She rates at the No.2 on the attractive index (A notch above attractive). I am starting to get a picture that guys will voluntarily get sick just to get the chance to be around her ( as a patient that is).  Long story short, this is one hot doctor in the making so let’s find out what she thinks of us Malaysian men:

Q&A Session

1.                  What’s your Ideal guy?

The ideal man for this future doctor is some one that is honest, a man that values himself and most importantly his word. Apparently this appeals to her a lot. I guess it’s safe to assume that honesty is an attractive trait (coughs* policy).

2.              Based on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?

No.7 claims that she finds it very hard for guys to approach her. She feels it’s because of her shy persona (I disagree). No.7 also adds that most guys tend to talk behind her back and often make negative remarks about her just because she does not socialize. I am sensing some stereotypical mind-sets here. I hope change is upon us!

3.                  What is your favourite body part in the male anatomy?

Arms, No.7 finds that really distracting, I look at her BF and he has big guns alright. Okay that’s it, its official every women I ask this question to gives me this answer. (Second most popular answer is the chest). Work on those guns guys.

4.                  Do you find it offensive when guys watch porn?

No. 7 finds this behaviour to be disgusting in her opinion. When asked what she would do if she caught her boyfriend watching it, she replied by saying that she would pretend that it never happened. She says that this behaviour is natural then gives me the impression that women should accept men the way they are. A rather calculated taught.

5.                  What is the lamest pick up line has a guy used on you?

Well the following is technically not a pick up line but she did give some interesting answers. No. 7 has experienced guys come to her and inquire about her relationship status or more accurately pull the, “So how’s your boyfriend line”. Guys, never inquire about a women’s relationship status or use the following line above if you are not close to her. In my experience a women that loves her man will bring it up without anyone asking. Build a solid rapport then spring that line like a Bawssss.

6.                  Love at first sight or lust at first sight, why?

The answer to this raised my eyebrows. No.7 bluntly said love at first sight. Now that’s a first. I was not expecting this reply, so I had to inquire more. No.7 glances at her boyfriend across the table and continues to tell me her romantic story of their relationship (which will be summarized of course). No.7 is a shy and reserved person. This in turn means that she rarely socializes with the opposite, but then came along prince charming riding his virtual horse called Facebook.  What started out from a simple friend request blossomed into a fruitful relationship. No.7 tells me that she did not really pay attention to the appearance of her boyfriend initially (3 months or so). I asked her again if she really did feel love initially and I got back a swift yes. This virtual conquest lasted for a year before they actually decided to meet in person. That’s impressive and quite romantic; I might write a screen play if I knew how to write one. The conclusion, I guess Love at first sight or in this case first impressions do exist or at least form the experience of No.7. There is hope people.

   There we go, that’s it. I know that it’s not the usual ten questions, I did ask her more questions but the ones that are above proved to be the most substantial, especially the last one.  I would like to thank No.7 and her boyfriend for really sparing me the time and patience to let me interview them. A shout out to No.7’s boyfriend who gave me and my buddies some tips for my upcoming fitness and nutrition blog, so a big thanks to him. Oh and I hope my entourage (B1 and B2) had fun tagging along as it was a new experience for the both of us. Seems like another cool concept for me to explore more into, the Wing Man Chronicles maybe.

     Lastly, I would like to bring up the an announcement that my next update will be a summary of my experiences thus far and I will also tabulate the results from some of my interesting and topic stimulating questions for your convenience. I hope you enjoy this read, till next time. Ciao.    

No.6

The Guide

by Ashvin Varghese.

NO.6

     Your friendly and very informative neighbour is back. Oh, forgive me for forgetting my manners, hello and I wish all of you are healthy and well. I am officially back in business with numero sixo. I said in my last update on this blog that I will change certain aspects to my creative writing. I have decided to slash the word count on the build up to the interviews as I find a lot of readers seem to find it too long and they usually skip straight to the juicy bits.

     Well I’ll take that into account for this episode and go on a word diet, let’s see how that works out. Here goes, No.6 was introduced to me by a mutual friend. So no scouting adventures here. I am really starting to get the hang of these mutual friend intros. It makes life so much easier, for me at least and is much much more how I shall put it “civil”. The mutual friend brought up the tales of my adventures to No.6, well before she became No.6, anyhow she immediately wanted in and the rest is evident. I classily choreographed the milieu for our interview. What better way than to interview a person in a café over some drinks, Earl Grey tea on a cold day is a good combo.

     Oh yes before I forget and appear to be a rude oaf, I would to thank the friend involved for setting all this up and for her support on my writing. Now let’s get to the important details of the interview. No.6 is form the Middle East where a lot of really gorgeous women come from, specifically she is from Saudi Arabia. Lucky me I suppose.  It’s a foreign point of view again and I hope you Malaysian men are tuned in. On the outside No.6 has a petite frame and I think a lot of men find that attractive and cute, accompanied with that frame, she has this dark chocolate yet bronzy skin tone which was rather supple and comforting, very attractive none the less. For religious purposes she was wearing a hijab so I could not get a proper view of her crowning glory but in fairness the hijab compliments her very well, it brings out a rather mysterious and elemental aura around her. On the attractive index, No.6 rates at the number 2 (a notch above attractive).

     Financially No.6 rates herself at the number 2 (Means to live comfortably), but I am guessing she is being modest and am not stereotyping the fact that a lot of Saudis are hyper rich. Anyhow, No.6 as an individual was just wow. She really impressed me and it’s in my opinion that this is the best interview I have had thus far. Imagine me going to meet a gorgeous individual with a purpose of picking her thoughts and then gets completely blown away by the depth of our conversation till the point of me forgetting to interview her, and the icing on the cake had to be the TEA. It was such a pleasure to have a really meaningful conversation over TEA.

     We ended up talking for over an hour and the topics were really broad ranging from computers to politics with some spiritual elements in between. No.6 is an aspiring computer engineer, the women uses Ubuntu and Linux for heaven’s sake. I know right, I have never met any woman who understands such a thing let alone use it, my nerd torrents were on overdrive. After some extensive conversation, I find that there is a real rebel vibe to her, which I find attractive in any women. But still, the coolest fact has to be the part where you can talk to her about computers, hardware and software. Yes I am a NERD.

    I guess I am not keeping up with my promise by going on a word diet, so I shall proceed to the actual interview:

Q&A Session

1.       What do you think about Malaysian men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.

So here’s an interesting foreign perspective, No.6 blatantly says that Malaysian men seem very girly or feminine. Wh..What? She goes on to say that Malaysian men seem very unapproachable in general. Specifically she says that the major populous among the diverse sects in Malaysian tend to be very narrow minded. She however finds the minority to be much more approachable. The good news is she does find Malaysian men in general rather good looking. Yes things are looking up!

2.              Based on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?

This attractive dark bronze beauty finds herself to be very approachable and loves meeting new people. Bottom-line pretty girls don’t bite!

3.                What’s your Ideal guy?

She likes guys who are tall, dark and handsome. Adding to those criteria, someone who loves new adventures such as jumping of a plan and stuff like that. No.6 admits that looks do matter to some extent. She also likes her men to be in the range of 7% body fat, yes that perfectly normal I presume. So guys if you fancy a woman who knows her way around a computer, I would suggest you to get a gym membership. Lastly, No.6 dislikes men with long hair, so most urban dudes are out of the picking.

4.                What is the lamest pick up line has a guy used on you?

“Hello can I have your number”, yeah am not sure that counts as a pickup line but we’ll just go with it. That might probably work if you were in 1940’s. Verdict, don’t attempt this as your first choice of words.

5.                  Has/Will a pick up line ever work on you?

Yes, it will work but it depends on how creative it is and how confidently a person uses it. So be creative and be confident.

6.                  What is your favourite body part in the male anatomy?

“Chest, Jaw line and Adams apple”. I frowned at the last one, never in my wildest imagination (which is quite wild), I would perceive that a bump on the neck would be considered attractive. So gentlemen, if you have dominant apples flaunt em. 

7.           Do you find it offensive when guys comment on how much makeup you wear?

No.6 takes some time to ponder about this one and she comes to a conclusion that she does find this quite offensive. She defended her opinion by stating that these random comments would give her the vibe of being plastic or artificial. I guess it really depends on how a person approaches her. At this moment its 50:50 based on the interviews I have conducted so far. Some find this offensive and some don’t.

8.                  What kind of stereotype would you like to change that you think Malaysian men have?

No.6 has been in our lovely country for the past 3 years and based on her experience thus far she finds that the majority ethnicity of Malaysian men tend have a concept that international people are distinct or appear to be as unapproachable. When I look at it now, I feel it’s the other way around but that’s me.

9.                  Love at first sight or lust at first sight, why?

She strongly feels that it’s always lust at first sight. She says that the way you carry yourself plays an immense role on how a possible relationship should shape up. That’s some decent advise.

  

10.              Do you find it offensive when guys watch porn

This woman finds it offensive. She diplomatically informs me that this habit is rather childish. No.6 hints that why watch porn when you can get the real thing especially when you’re in an intimate relationship. Ultimately this is her opinion but she is willing to accept it if that’s what the opposed party needs or wants. That’s a matured response.

Bonus Question

1.      What do you think of women who get breast implants?

“What’s the point in being someone you’re not”, she said something like that. She has never liked the idea but its their choice and if it makes them happy so be it. The world would be a better place if everyone is happy I guess, theoretically.

2.      What are your opinions on nude beaches?

A good way to release stress and let loose she says. I asked her if she would engage in it and she said no, strongly because it’s against her religious beliefs. You got to respect her honesty and integrity.

     Okay that’s it. My word diet failed miserably hence I have to make it up here. I hope you guys enjoyed the read and most importantly tell me what you think on my work. Notice, after I finish with my tenth candidate I will tabulate the data based on some of the questions in the interview. Most of it will be the positive and negative feedback just so you guys have the stats.  Lastly I would to thank No.6 for agreeing to contribute her time and enthusiasm for the interview.  Till next time folks.