The
Guide
by
Ashvin Varghese.
NO.6
Your friendly and very informative
neighbour is back. Oh, forgive me for forgetting my manners, hello and I wish
all of you are healthy and well. I am officially back in business with numero sixo.
I said in my last update on this blog that I will change certain aspects to my
creative writing. I have decided to slash the word count on the build up to the
interviews as I find a lot of readers seem to find it too long and they usually
skip straight to the juicy bits.
Well I’ll take that into account for this
episode and go on a word diet, let’s see how that works out. Here goes, No.6
was introduced to me by a mutual friend. So no scouting adventures here. I am
really starting to get the hang of these mutual friend intros. It makes life so
much easier, for me at least and is much much more how I shall put it “civil”. The
mutual friend brought up the tales of my adventures to No.6, well before she
became No.6, anyhow she immediately wanted in and the rest is evident. I classily
choreographed the milieu for our interview. What better way than to interview a
person in a café over some drinks, Earl Grey tea on a cold day is a good combo.
Oh yes before I forget and appear to be a
rude oaf, I would to thank the friend involved for setting all this up and for her
support on my writing. Now let’s get to the important details of the interview.
No.6 is form the Middle East where a lot of really gorgeous women come from,
specifically she is from Saudi Arabia. Lucky me I suppose. It’s a foreign point of view again and I hope
you Malaysian men are tuned in. On the outside No.6 has a petite frame and I
think a lot of men find that attractive and cute, accompanied with that frame,
she has this dark chocolate yet bronzy skin tone which was rather supple and
comforting, very attractive none the less. For religious purposes she was
wearing a hijab so I could not get a proper view of her crowning glory but in
fairness the hijab compliments her very well, it brings out a rather mysterious
and elemental aura around her. On the attractive index, No.6 rates at the
number 2 (a notch above attractive).
Financially No.6 rates herself at the
number 2 (Means to live comfortably), but I am guessing she is being modest and
am not stereotyping the fact that a lot of Saudis are hyper rich. Anyhow, No.6
as an individual was just wow. She really impressed me and it’s in my opinion
that this is the best interview I have had thus far. Imagine me going to meet a
gorgeous individual with a purpose of picking her thoughts and then gets
completely blown away by the depth of our conversation till the point of me
forgetting to interview her, and the icing on the cake had to be the TEA. It
was such a pleasure to have a really meaningful conversation over TEA.
We ended up talking for over an hour and the
topics were really broad ranging from computers to politics with some spiritual
elements in between. No.6 is an aspiring computer engineer, the women uses
Ubuntu and Linux for heaven’s sake. I know right, I have never met any woman
who understands such a thing let alone use it, my nerd torrents were on
overdrive. After some extensive conversation, I find that there is a real rebel
vibe to her, which I find attractive in any women. But still, the coolest fact
has to be the part where you can talk to her about computers, hardware and
software. Yes I am a NERD.
I guess I am not keeping up with my promise
by going on a word diet, so I shall proceed to the actual interview:
Q&A Session
1. What do you think about Malaysian
men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.
So here’s an interesting foreign
perspective, No.6 blatantly says that Malaysian men seem very girly or feminine.
Wh..What? She goes on to say that Malaysian men seem very unapproachable in
general. Specifically she says that the major populous among the diverse sects
in Malaysian tend to be very narrow minded. She however finds the minority to
be much more approachable. The good news is she does find Malaysian men in
general rather good looking. Yes things are looking up!
2. Based
on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?
This attractive dark bronze beauty finds
herself to be very approachable and loves meeting new people. Bottom-line
pretty girls don’t bite!
3. What’s your Ideal guy?
She likes guys who are tall, dark and
handsome. Adding to those criteria, someone who loves new adventures such as
jumping of a plan and stuff like that. No.6 admits that looks do matter to some
extent. She also likes her men to be in the range of 7% body fat, yes that
perfectly normal I presume. So guys if you fancy a woman who knows her way
around a computer, I would suggest you to get a gym membership. Lastly, No.6
dislikes men with long hair, so most urban dudes are out of the picking.
4. What
is the lamest pick up line has a guy used on you?
“Hello can I have your number”, yeah am
not sure that counts as a pickup line but we’ll just go with it. That might
probably work if you were in 1940’s. Verdict, don’t attempt this as your first
choice of words.
5.
Has/Will a pick up line ever work
on you?
Yes, it will work but it depends on how
creative it is and how confidently a person uses it. So be creative and be
confident.
6.
What
is your favourite body part in the male anatomy?
“Chest, Jaw line and Adams apple”. I
frowned at the last one, never in my wildest imagination (which is quite wild),
I would perceive that a bump on the neck would be considered attractive. So gentlemen,
if you have dominant apples flaunt em.
7. Do you find it offensive when guys
comment on how much makeup you wear?
No.6 takes some time to ponder about
this one and she comes to a conclusion that she does find this quite offensive.
She defended her opinion by stating that these random comments would give her
the vibe of being plastic or artificial. I guess it really depends on how a
person approaches her. At this moment its 50:50 based on the interviews I have
conducted so far. Some find this offensive and some don’t.
8.
What
kind of stereotype would you like to change that you think Malaysian men have?
No.6 has been in our lovely country for
the past 3 years and based on her experience thus far she finds that the
majority ethnicity of Malaysian men tend have a concept that international
people are distinct or appear to be as unapproachable. When I look at it now, I
feel it’s the other way around but that’s me.
9.
Love at first sight or lust at
first sight, why?
She strongly feels that it’s always lust
at first sight. She says that the way you carry yourself plays an immense role
on how a possible relationship should shape up. That’s some decent advise.
10.
Do
you find it offensive when guys watch porn
This woman finds it offensive. She diplomatically
informs me that this habit is rather childish. No.6 hints that why watch porn
when you can get the real thing especially when you’re in an intimate
relationship. Ultimately this is her opinion but she is willing to accept it if
that’s what the opposed party needs or wants. That’s a matured response.
Bonus Question
1.
What
do you think of women who get breast implants?
“What’s the point in being someone
you’re not”, she said something like that. She has never liked the idea but its
their choice and if it makes them happy so be it. The world would be a better
place if everyone is happy I guess, theoretically.
2. What are your opinions on nude
beaches?
A good way to release stress and let
loose she says. I asked her if she would engage in it and she said no, strongly
because it’s against her religious beliefs. You got to respect her honesty and
integrity.
Okay that’s it. My word diet failed
miserably hence I have to make it up here. I hope you guys enjoyed the read and
most importantly tell me what you think on my work. Notice, after I finish with
my tenth candidate I will tabulate the data based on some of the questions in
the interview. Most of it will be the positive and negative feedback just so
you guys have the stats. Lastly I would
to thank No.6 for agreeing to contribute her time and enthusiasm for the
interview. Till next time folks.
