The
Guide
by
Ashvin Varghese.
NO.9
Hola, welcome back to
the second part of the, “BFF” special, for those of you guys who don’t know
what’s going on, this is a two part read i.e. No.8 and No.9 are meant to be
read together because the interviews happened one after another simultaneously
in real time. So feed your curiosity and go back to No.8 and start there just
to get a clearer picture of the events that took place or you can read it
whatever way you guys want, in all honesty you can skip my attempt at creative
writing and go straight to the Q & A session cause there is where fun bits
are.
For obvious reasons I
am not going to do any intro this time hence it would mark a historic event in TheGuide as I would not defy the laws of
blogging by writing too much, I am sure this is going to please you lot. Now
let’s get to the part where I get to interview gorgeous ladies.
We already know what
her friend is like (No.8) so now let’s get better acquainted with the other
half of this best friend combo. During the first part of this special I did
mention that before starting the actual interviews I engaged with this pair in a
meaningful conversation. Based on the topic of the conversation and the replies
I get, I usually get a good sense of what kind of person I am dealing with.
From this abrupt observation I can tell that No.9 poses herself to be outgoing,
friendly and has some composure. No.9 also has this care free and happy go
lucky kind of attitude, sort of like a free spirit. This is a very sexy quality
to have in a women and I am 99% percent sure that most men would dig this, as a
matter of fact I strongly believe that everyone should be like this men or
women.
So far in the
personality department, No.9 would make an extremely good wife, a very good
girl-friend and nothing short of an awesome friend. Now ladies and genitals we
head to the looks department cause as I said in the previous edition,
apparently that shit matters. Coming to think about it No.9 is the first women
I have interviewed who wore glasses. Ha, don’t be fooled by this, some women
can rock with a pair of glasses and take their sex appeal to unimaginable
heights. Like some hot secretary, oh mind my keen sense of imagination. No.9
has a kind of Sarah Shahi with glasses vibe to her, if you don’t who she is
google her. Like her friend, No.9 too has beautiful wavy hair and at a decent
length with some neat volume. You should know how much I emphasis on wavy hair,
I guess it’s just my thing. That hair comes equipped with a very pleasing to
the eyes kind face with a good set of teeth. This would make any man or woman
drool. Her extruding nose stud adds some funkiness to her style. From the neck
down, I would say she has this yoga like body and her slander figure makes me think
that she can do some crazy yoga esque stretches. She is basically all the
things that would tick most guys off. Best comparison I can think off is the
character of Felicity Smoak from the show “Arrow”, google it if you don’t know.
The stats, No.9 is 21
years old and she rates at the number 3 (literal head turner) on the attractive
index. Oh and not forgetting that she is an aspiring marketing student, it
think it suits her personality don’t you guys think so. On the wealth index he
rates herself at the number 2 (means to live comfortably).
Q&A Session
1. What do you think about Malaysian
men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.
In her experience, No.9 feels that most
guys tend to do anything for the girl when he is trying to get her. Examples
are like buying the girl stuff like phone reloads. I guess the term, “Buttering
Phase” can be used here. The way I look at it the guy practically becomes the
girls bitch initially. After the buttering phase is over reality usually kicks
in and things get bad. Moral of the story, Guys should always keep it real.
2. Based
on your experience do you find it hard for guys to approach you?
No.9 thinks that she is very
approachable and I agree. She just wants men to know that they don’t have to be
cheesy while talking to a woman cause it’s a huge turn off. I like CHEESE!
3. What
are your opinions of “kissing on a first date?”
No.9 tells me that this is possible but
it all boils down to how comfortable you are. If both parties are comfortable
with each other than they should kiss how much they want by all means. YOLO.
4. What
kind of stereotype would you like to change that you think Malaysian men have?
No.9 brings up a very interesting
insight. She says that guys should lower their expectations when it comes to
how women look. Social media has brought upon so many gorgeous looking women
from all over the world and most, nah all guys get attracted to this like
pollen to the honey bees. I definitely agree, I myself tend to look at the “yes she squats” page on Facebook and
wish that all women look like that and unconsciously raise my expectations
beyond my comprehension. I suggest that all you guys reading this to take notice
on what has been brought up by No.9 seriously.
5. Do
you find it offensive when guys watch porn?
No.9 does not find this as a bad habit. She
accepts this to be perfectly natural. At this notion I was curious so I asked
her if she indulges in watching porn herself. In all honesty she tells me she
has indulged in watching porn. Let the drooling begin. So guys there is hope
and there are a lot of open minded women out there, don’t forget they are human
after all. I applaud No.9 for her honesty.
6. Love
at first sight or lust at first sight, why?
No.9 believes in neither concept. Her carefree
attitude makes her learn to enjoy the moment. She tells me that Love at first
sight is a myth in Tamil movies, Interesting.
Bonus Question
1.
Women
who smoke, good or bad?
No.9 does not like the fact of woman smokers. She
defends her statement by calming that she is just not used to seeing women
smoking. She feels that it breaks some kind of moral code if a woman smokes.
She however would not mind mixing with women smokers.
Alrighty, that’s about
sums up the, “BFF” special. Once again I would to thank No.8 and No.9 for their
enthusiasm to come forward and share their experience in the social scene. They
ended up giving me some constructive ideas and I really enjoyed talking to the
both of them. Guys there are some
invaluable information here and I sincerely hope you guys put it to good use. More
importantly I hope you enjoyed the read and would like to thank all the people who
support me in my cause. Lastly I would to thank B1 and B2 for keeping me
company during my social adventure. Next up is No.10, I am so excited for that
so stay tuned.
