The
Guide
by
Ashvin Varghese
No.2
Welcome back to my extraordinary social
conquest. As promised, I am here to deliver the next attractive personality. Before
I get to the curiosity stimulating bits, let me start summarizing my scouting
endeavours for the day. Today was really a busy day for me, had to do many
adult obligating responsibilities. Grow up they said! Be responsible they said!
Thankfully I have some generous free time to spare which allows me to write
this and indefinitely spares me from the clutches of evil
(cough*boredom*cough).
Due
to my busy schedule my scouting time slot was limited. Never the less I did my
duty with utmost enthusiasm. My area of operations for today was in Brickfields,
around 5 o’clock in the evening. Being of the same ethnicity as the major
populous in the area I decided to use my natural god gifted charm to approach
the ladies. I was dressed semi-formally; long sleeve black shirt (folded),
jeans and a leather sling bag that I hope gave me a writer’s esque.
I went scouting with my head held up high,
but to my dismay the first 45 minutes was quite a terrible experience for me. I
guess my appeal or the way I approach women really needs to be revised. Man did
I have a tough time; one woman even started walking briskly in the opposite
direction when I moved in to present myself. I don’t think any sane man would
want that to ever happen to them. I could virtually feel my ego shatter into tiny
pieces.
Anyhow, I scooped up my ego and decided
that I was having one of those seriously fu**** up days, so I called it quits
and decided to go have dinner. It was around 6 ish, I know it’s early for
dinner but I kind of eat 6 times a day, part of my fitness mantra. At the place
where I had dinner (no names mentioned) my luck changed. As I remember
correctly my eyes were fixated on my plate filled with a mouth-watering
assortment of Indian culinary mastery. Hope you guys get the envious image in
mind! Anyway I casually glanced around and boom I notice this good looking
couple walking in the place. I take better notice to the couple especially the
better half and she appears to look the part. Forgive me for my bad table
manners but I had a non-productive day so far so I taught to myself, “ehh, what
heck”. I left my savoury meal half way and proceeded to approach the couple.
I walked over and presented myself (I
think I stuttered a few times), I explained my concept and idea then asked them if I
could take 2 minutes of their time (which ended up being 15 minutes). I would
like to think my approach and presentation went well because they accepted to
do the interview (well she entirely did). I’d like to point out that the couple
were dating and the guy (No.2’s bf) turned out to be open to my idea. He gave
some good perspectives too. Without wasting any more time, I think we should
get to the interview.
At
first glance I think many men would find No.2 rather attractive. In my book,
she has this sweet and charismatic look. I guess the one word that best
describes her is straight old PRETTY. She can pass out to be a doctor or an
accountant, she so happens to be studying to be one. She has wavy hair (medium
length) to compliment with her good facial attributes. I am thinking Jessica
Biel form 7th for you guys to get a better picture of her. Before I
get carried away describing her beauty and somehow infuriate her charming
boyfriend, I think we should get to the interview.
On the attractive index No.2 rates
ironically at number 2 which is “A notch above attractive”. Moving on to the
financial index, she places herself at the level to live comfortably which
rates at, well number 2. I am starting to get the impression that she suits
this pseudonym. After getting to know her a bit more I moved on to give her
questionnaire that I structured. This questionnaire compromises of 10 core
questions and 1 bonus question. Here goes;
Q&A Session
1.
What do you think about Malaysian
men? Give your personal opinion based on your experience thus far.
She takes a few moments to ponder and
then comes up with a straight answer. GUYS ARE TO INDIRECT. Guys, I hope you’re
paying attention. She says that from her experience, guys that have tried
approaching her in the past were too in indirect. In essence, this means that the
guys that were hitting on her were asking questions of no importance and
completely unrelated to their intention. After a while it gets annoying and
childish I assume. She seems like a no-nonsense person. Go hard or go home
guys, but be subtle and romantic in the process. Rather interesting insight
already.
2.
Based on your experience do you
find it hard for guys to approach you?
She reads this question and then smiles
a little; she says that she finds herself approachable. This I can vouch for, I
give an inquisitive look to her boyfriend to get some clarification and he
gives me a grin in reply. I’ll take that as a yes.
3.
What’s your Ideal guy?
The common question, but deep down every
guy wants to know what kind of man a woman wants. She takes her time with this
question; she concludes that at this very moment (I guessing this is subjected
to change in the future) her ideal man is someone who she describes as a
balanced individual, A man who is motivated, someone who has the same interests
as her and someone who respects elders. She says that the way a guy treats
other people shows a lot about his character.
4.
Based on your attractive appeal,
has a guy approached you negatively?
5.
In your experience what is the
worst way has a guy approached you?
Her answer represents questions 4 and 5.
She says that her worst experience she had with a guy, was when a random
Chinese (I am not trying to be racist, this are just real world scenarios) guy
started degrading her for the way she looked. This really baffled me, I don’t
know if this is even considered an approach. I think I don’t have to describe
the way No.2 looks again but approaching a girl like this is absurd. In fact
never approach anyone like this!
6.
What do you think will put you off
when a guy tries to approach you?
BODY ODOR! Yes gentlemen please take grooming
seriously. This woman likes her man to smell nice and dress well (nothing
fancy).It seems your looks don’t matter as much as the way you smell. So here
is a tip, break the bank and get yourself a nice bottle of cologne.
7.
Do you find it offensive when guys
comment on how much makeup you wear?
She answers this with a stern YES. She
says that women have the right to look presentable. It’s sort of their
obligation. Some women might want to conceal a skin condition with some added
makeup. So don’t be too quick to judge. Strangers do not have the right to pass
such comments directly to a women’s face. It’s offensive! That’s a strong
opinion. Hope you all you curious readers pay attention.
8.
In real world Malaysia how would
you like a guy to approach or court you?
The answer for this is similar to the
answer for question no.1. She wants a guy not to beat around the bush. Be
direct, state your intentions creatively without being to blunt.
9.
What kind of stereotype would you
like to change that you think Malaysian men have?
She strongly wants to change the
stereotype surrounding short or hot pants. Apparently men think that girls who
wear short pants tend to show off their sexuality, huh really? I got to admit sometimes
looking; no glancing at women who wear short pants really makes my heart start
racing. I admire shorts, I mean legs, I mean women who wear shorts. Anyway No.2
wants guys to know that the current climate is dessert-like and wearing
short/hot pants helps keep the heat tolerable. So she wants to stop being a
potty mouth about it. I strongly agree with her, my personal opinion is that
everyone should keep an open mind and enjoy them, if you know what I mean.
10.
The Stigma, when a guy sleeps
around, many social circles will consider him some kind of hero or respect his
exploits and he will still be accepted by the community. Women on the other
hand will get a baptism of fire from both sexes. In most cases the biggest
critic will be a woman. What is your say on this?
No.2 strongly disagrees with this mentality. On the
part of women being the more critical critic, she says that some women tend to
seek refuge in belittling other women in order to make them self-feel better.
It’s psychology after all. She adds that another reason woman tend to be like this
is because of the pleasure of gossiping. This statement made me laugh.
Last but not least, the bonus question: Love
at first sight or lust at first sight, why?
No.2 strongly believes
it’s always lust at first sight. I opened this question to both No.2 and her
boyfriend and both of them agree that this is the case. Love at first sight rarely or never happens. They
think that physical attraction is almost always the corner stone of every
relationship.
That question concludes my interview with
No.2. Hopefully all the insights will come in handy to you guys. I think that
this interview was a success and would like to thank No.2 and her boyfriend for
graciously allowing me the time for this interview and would like to wish them
the best of luck for their future endeavours. I hope all you readers enjoyed
the read and hope that you do continue to read more of my upcoming interviews.
Feel free to give me any comments or feedback on this blog. Till next time.
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